A little from Column A, a little from Column B

devildoll:

distinct-dottiness:

jumpingjacktrash:

jlq86:

Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here skippy, you might be magic and outweigh me by 70lbs and have a magic hammer, but I’ve seen Nick Fury without his morning coffee, so don’t try that shit on me.” Completely fucking unfazed that he’s talking to a God.

Son of Coul indeed.

coulson appreciation moment

LISTEN HERE SKIPPY

trufax: Coulson always has so many other agents with him because it takes that many to carry around his brass balls.

(Source: faith-and-trust)

ceilingninja:

frecklesandfarce:

liefullyloki:

larxenesomebody:

ever-so-plucky:

 #GREETINGS FAIR MIDGARDIAN #OBSERVE YOUR MATE #NOW MARVEL AT THOR #NOW LOOK AT YOUR MATE #LAMENTATIONS! HE IS NOT THOR #BUT IF HE BE WORTHY AND REFORMS HIS STYLING PRODUCTS OF CHOICE #HE WOULD STILL NOT BE THOR (NAY!) #BUT COULD POSSESS A MANE AS GLORIOUS AS THOR’S #GAZE UPON YOUR FEET #NOW LOOK TO THE COSMOS #YOUR LOCATION HAS CHANGED! #YOU STAND UPON A NAVAL VESSEL WITH THE ASGARDIAN YOUR MIDGARDIAN MATE COULD LIKEN HIMSELF TO #BEHOLD - SOMETHING SHIMMERS IN YOUR HAND! #(MARVEL AT THOR.) #TIS A MOLLUSC AND RARE DELICACY AND WITHIN ITS SHELL LIE TWO PASSES TO YOUR CHOICE OF ENTERTAINMENT #A TRANSFORMATION! YOUR PASSES ARE REGAL GEMSTONES! #ALL IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR MATE STYLES HIS MANE AFTER THOR’S #I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW #(ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga garnier!) (via i-o-u-a-fall)

THOR.

I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW!

I am riding my nephew *wheezes*

(Source: kaidanabernathy)

loki-dokey:

bemyloki:

If they were simple humans

UNF YES

n-a-s-a:

Thor’s Helmet (NGC 2359) and Planetary Nebula

Credit & Copyright: Rogelio Bernal Andreo, Ray Gralak 

Seems appropriate about now.